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📰 TOP STORY OF THE WEEK: BREAKING: A Griffin Steals the Moon—Then Apologizes Late Wednesday night, a young griffin named Clarence reportedly stole the moon to use as a nightlight. “I was afraid of the dark,” Clarence said. “I didn’t know it powered the tides.” The moon is now safely returned, although slightly linty. Tides may hiccup for a few days. 🔮 MIRA'S MYSTIC MATH CORNER: Quantum Riddle of the Week: “If a cat is in a box and simultaneously watching its favorite cartoon in another dimension, what is the square root of wonder?” Answer: Imagination² ÷ Observation 🔠MINI MYTH LESSON: Who Gave Humans Fire? Prometheus, the rebellious Titan, stole fire from the gods and gave it to humanity. Zeus was not amused and sentenced him to eternal eagle-pecking. Moral? Sometimes sharing is dangerous... but necessary. Quote from Prometheus: "I'd do it again. You should see what they cook with now." 🧌 CREATURE OF THE WEEK: Name: Snorflingus the Sleep...